If God Had Kids

Just curious…

I wonder
If God had little people around
Constantly asking for snacks
And requesting a different animated tv show
Every five minutes while she was trying to create the earth…
Was there a two foot toddler bringing her snow boots to put on before bedtime?
A little crawling boy eating things off the heavenly floor?
Or are we those children? Constantly asking for things while God is caring for the universe?
Either way.
I have questions.